“I have loved to the point of madness; that which is called madness, that which to me, is the only sensible way to love.”

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iamnarvi replied to your post: Silvertongue Protocol

"The what?"

The…oh no not you dear, the Silvertongue Protocol is for the Marks~ You can watch with me.

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I argue that the best part is him biting into the pillow

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Silvertongue Protocol

New rule~

All of you will learn how to dance The Macarena.

You have three days.

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It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  

This is unacceptable.

It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  

And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.

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"Why are you screaming? I just woke up."



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The Haunting EpilogueDale Cooper x Jake Steel

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a study in the loki strut

That fuckdamn walk is sex, just pure sex.

Walk into my room like that…I dare you. The crazy sexy times will begin as soon as you enter mister. *sreeches to the heavens* wHAt hAvE yOU dOnE tO mE?!?!?!?!!?

This is no fucking lie. Imagine that man with that walk coming down the street towards you… or from across the club…. I think I would stop breathing.

I won’t lie. I’ve spent the last five minutes watching gif #3 with my mouth open and a rivulet of drool cascading from my chin like a lil’ waterfall.